Suni gets a little too inspired by Danica Patrick…
(First woman to win the Daytona 500 pole position)
Suni-
-Hey Buddy! Drive too slow…get off the road!
-You drive like your grandma!
-Yellow means go really, really fast! NOT slow down!
-Ah Come On Mommy! PASS HIM! This guy is a turtle!!!
Mom-
Look Suni, I am not Danica Patrick, and this is NOT the DAYTONA 500!
Good Luck Danica! Win one for the girls!
Carismi carries on her on going war with neighbor nemisis Kenny.
Carismi-”Hi Sweetie Pie!”
Kenny-(thinking,puzzled) Sweetie Pie?! Carismi can’t stand me. OH, I know! Valentine’s Day is coming and she can’t resist my charm. The truth FINALLY comes out!
Kenny-(covered in pie) “I should have known!”
Suni-”Just a little more fake blood should do it.”
Mom-”Suni, DIDN’T I ask you to make the Halloween decorations sweeter?”
Suni-”Unless it’s dessert, I DON’T DO SWEET!”
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE LIL’GORIES a.k.a. LIL’ GLORIES!
Suni decorates for Halloween…
Suni-”TA-DAH!!!”
Mom-Suni, can we PLEASE have SWEET and NORMAL Halloween decorations?!
Suni-”WHAT?! You don’t like my SPLAT WITCH?!”
Halloween horror is here again
you know just what that means
Those devious Lil’ Gories are back
they’re gonna make you scream!
The battle to see who can hoard
the most of all those magnificent treats
to see who can stuff the most in their mouths
is a gloriously disgusting feat
Take my advice, there better not be
any healthy treats like raisins
It’s all about the sugar high that
these lil’ monsters are cravin
Whatever treat you decide to give
it better contain some chocolate
Beware if it doesn’t you just might find
it thrown back at your house like a rocket
So those things that you fear
that go bump in the night
may not be the ghosts that you thought.
It just may be a lil’ ghoulish protest
so keep those candy bowls well stocked!
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OKAY, OKAY…
I’ve heard enough
This po-li-tickle stuff
is making me nuts
Grown-ups tell us kids
not to be mean
but a whole lot of cri-ti-sizen
is all that I’ve seen
Instead of talking about themselves
They DIS about each other
Don’t you adults tell us
to love one another?
The way they’re misbehavin
is really, really tacky
If you ask me
I think they’re all wacky
So maybe the next time
that I’m being bad
is cause all these TV ads
are DRIVIN’ ME MAD!!!
Back from Summer Camp
I’m surprised that I survived
With all that had happened to me
Thank God that I’m still alive
First they took my gadgets
Which made my life a wreck
Someone stole my cell phone
So I couldn’t even text
Got minorly hit by lightning
Got ropeburn on my butt
Got hit in the back with a horseshoe
and my camp counselor was a nut
Suni almost killed me
During archery she lost her aim
Almost shot me in the head with an arrow
She said the “Hunger Games” movie was to blame
It’s good to be home again
Even with little Mr. Know it All (my baby brother)
There is just one more thing I have to say
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!
